Thursday, January 15, 2026

Conspiracy Theory Nuts

Roommate and girlfriend's conversations are getting interesting. Tonight, he goes off about how evil the world is and streaks in the sky poisoning the earth and water, and he can't wait for the apocalypse to happen (the signs are there, it's about to start, and I'll be the first to die cause I won't believe them). I casually asked if they believe birds are real. Girlfriend defends that it's all over YouTube that people are making drones in the shape of birds to spy on people. But yes, some birds are real. I swear, they are like living with brainwashed cult members.

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