The Adventures of Being Me

Merry Christmas Everybody! Spent Christmas Eve at work and security tried for hours to get a kitten in our garage inside. Animal Control refused to come out and set a live trap for it cause it seemed feral when hissed at my coworker. I am certain it is just scared. They recommended a feral cat shelter for it. 2 coworkers wanted the kitten climbing up car engines for warmth. We never caught it. Cats and ferrets informed me off their adventures of trying to trap Santa Claus as I came home. Santa Trap got sprung when a cat drank the milk so welcomed Santa like well behaved furbabies. We began the day opening presents Santa. Balls and fuzzy mice were received, but I got the best Santa gift, a new purse. Lit the last candle of my Advent Wreath that I couldn't sell and watched my church service program on my computer. After I woke up, went over to brother's house for dinner and received a cat tent that my ferrets love. Just their size. Also received a salt lamp. Then came ho...

Twas the night before Christmas and I could hardly bare it Not a creature was stirring not even a ferret The stockings were hung on the bookcase with care In hopes that St. Nicholas would bring toys to share The ferrets were nestled all snug in their bedspreads While visions of red balls and feathers danced in their heads I Bilbo was curled up on Mama’s pillow With Misty on her feet like a fluffy marshmellow When out on the lawn I heard a dog bark I sprang from the bed after viewing a bright spark Away to the window we pounced in a flurry The ferrets jumped out of the sheets in a hurry The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow Covered up the leaves where raccoons like to go When what to my wandering cat eyes should appear But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer With a little old driver so bright red and quick I so badly wanted to give that toy a lick More rapid than ferret bites his coursers they came And he whistled and shouted and called them by name Now Sparkle, Now Snowb...

Happy Holidays to all my Friends and Family. The New Year started with me at my hotel job with a coworker answering phone calls for the hotel shuttle to drive them back from the bar. Next day started putting decorations away. Started a candle business trying to earn extra money and busy making heart shaped candles for Valentine’s Day thinking any leftovers can be sold for weddings the rest of the year. Got all my Covid boosters so I could continue working. We got pounded with 14.3 inches of snow that my front wheel drive SUV didn’t like making turns in and got stuck pulling into my driveway. Neighbor came over to help shovel my tires out to get the SUV into the garage. My dead-end street is always plowed last in the city, usually 24 hours after the snow ends. Watched the Olympics on TV. Celebrated ferret Boromir’s 5th Birthday. Visited Mom for Valentine’s Day and gifted some candles. Celebrated sister’s birthday at her home with her family. Wrote a children’s book for East...

Applied to be the secretary for the Sales Department and got rejected. Either I wanted too much money or they couldn't give me up as night auditor. Have to look elsewhere for a new job. Had a great at the hoetown Christmas craft show. Met people from school and sold more here than any day at the farmer's market. Go figure. Soon after I got sick with a fever for a couple days.