What I learned form my mother

Since it is Mother's Day I thought to share all things I learned from my mother. Oh dear mother how brave and true You always taught me to be dependent on you I learned I'm just like my father, lazy and have too much stuff I learned nothing I do is ever good enough You taught me to play solitaire and pack a car and I am never to travel very far I learned to make your fruit salad and tuna with noodles I learned to hide my ugly doodles I learned I'm too stupid to hold a job I enjoy and will never be loved by any boy I learned Mommy is never happy and rarely smiles I learned not to follow the latest styles I learned to keep on dancing when make a mistake because no one will know if never quake I learned I can't take care of living things flowers die and cats get flea stings Yes, I learned a lot from my mother like the difference between love and smother She makes sure I know how dirty my home is and that I stay away from friends in show biz Have a great Mother's Day Mother, with my sister