Today I compiled a list of jokes to write to friends on this blessed day.
A cat running for President.
Cats arrested for smoking grass, eating fish at a pet store aquarium, dognapping, and illegal catnip smuggling. I had to sell my books and DVDs to bail them out of jail.
Cat got neighbor lady kitty pregnant.
Cat ran away to join the circus to dance in the Poodle Follies, but fell out of tree breaking his tail.
Cat reunited with his long lost twin sister and proceded to have cat fight (Precious does have one but don't know who adopted her).
Flea infestation caused us to sleep in the car while apartment is fumagated.
Water pipe burst caused kitties to swim to couch for to get dry.
Cat got a cat treadmill to continue his Battle of the Bulge (he weighs 19.1 lbs.)
Cat learned to speak woof and has lively conversations with neighbor dogs.
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