Yesterday a friend at work comments as I read my new Vanity Fair magazine that soon I will be buying Bridal Magazines and planning my dream wedding. Oh, you haven't heard my boyfriend called it quits?, I asked. Nope.
Then today I get another friend at work telling me a gal at another car rental could use my assistance. What assistance could I possibly provide?, I asked. She is getting married. Oh, you haven't heard we broke up. Naturally he has tons of advice to give me on how to get a man. Problem is, I don't want a man I want a boyfriend, preferably one that doesn't lie his face off to keep the peace. His advice is to never say you hate the food at the restaurant he picks and just have a glass of water or salad if I obsolutely hate it. Then he says to just get out there. Whatever. I think he needs to find his own girlfriend and quit worrying what I'm doing.
Now I got people asking how my date went last week with a guy at work and soon after asking when I'm getting married. Never, he smokes and I have asthma.
Besides I'll probably never get married cause all I attract is losers who can't give a job description. That's not a complicated question. Yeah, I rent cars to people for a living. See, that was easy. Post later. Bye!
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