Sunday, May 20, 2007

Flypaper for freaks

God must have an awry sense of humor I do not appreciate. Only weirdoes seem interested in dating me. It has been a week now since I told this guy someone at work introduced me to that we have no future since he can't quit smoking and threw away his number I never had the intention of calling (I didn't ask for it, he just gave it to me). He must be too stupid to figure out I'm not interested or his friend didn't pass along my asking him to do me a favor and not ever set me up with anyone again. I can not negotiate my asthma so a smoker and me have no future together.

But he wanted to take me out and he got so whiny asking what dinner place I wanted to go to. He wanted to take me to a Greek food place (then why is he asking me where I want to go if he already has an idea where he wants to take me). I told him I'm not familiar with Greek food. He name some dishes and I am not familiar on what those dishes are. He did mention lamb chops and I said Yuck, I don't eat baby sheep. Ok, he asks me to go to IHOP. He wants to know where to pick me up. We can meet at the place. I don't think he understands why I'm not handing over my home phone number nor revealing where I live. Are you getting it or do I need to explain it to you?

Matchmaker is so excited to get me out of the house cause I spend too much time with my cats and hopes everything works out for me. Sure I can entertain a guy I'm not interested in for a while in the hopes he stops calling me. You think I should stand him up? Better go to bed. Bye!

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