Am I a magician?

Guy calls to say his car had broken down and he needed another one. Just my luck the computers are down so I get as much info from the guy since I can't look anything up. Plus the police are there ordering him to move his car over because it is blocking traffic. He is most dissatisfied at the length of time for him to get his new car, 2 hours. Does this joker exspect me to come flying on a broomstick with a van tied to the back? I am sure the police would escort his family to a warmer place to wait. By now the computers came back. Just his luck the tow truck arrives sooner than planned. I call to assure him the guy just left with his new car and he will call the customer when he gets closer to find him so he can give him the keys. All is well. Post later. Bye!