Cute sayings

Hey there. I found some cute sayings in catalogs and thought to share them. If you like these check out my entries More cute sayings, Even more cute sayings, and Even better sayings in my blog.

My kid wants to be President. I told her to aim higher.

Be kind to your children, they pick your nursing home.

Organized people are too lazy to look for things.

Age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill.

Women who behave rarely make history.

Attention teenagers: "No" is a complete sentence.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

I think...therefore, I'm single.

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.

Marriage is finding that special someone you want to annoy the rest of your life.

If at first you don't succeed: do it the way your Mother told you to.

Maturity is overrated.

Growing old is Mandatory. Growing up is Optional.

Tell me again how lucky I am to work here. I keep forgetting.

It's better to loved and lost than live with the psycho the rest of your life.

Plus some graduation plaques:

Teen Challenge
Be mature enough to realize you still have much to learn.
Be wise enough to know respect is something you earn.
Be patient with your parents, with yourself, and others too.
Be the best you can be and the life will give its best to you.

Secrets of Success
Personality has the power to open many doors, character keeps them open.
Don't find fault, find a remedy.
Attitude is everything: It can make you a failure or make you a success.
Be yourself: an original is always better than a copy.
Six important words: I admit I made a mistake.
The only people who never fail are the ones who never try.

Post later. Happy April Fool's Day. I actually know someone who hates this holiday. Her name is April. Bye!