New computer problems

I hate my computer already and got it last week. It will soon be broken with my fist pounding on it like the last one I'm sure. I am ready to toss this piece of garbage out the window. It would help if it would just work. My new computer is incompatible with my printer and camera, then doesn't have a disk drive so had to buy one to plug in. Everything has to be troubleshooted and troubleshooted some more. I finally got enough programs installed to make the lightening speed hard drive slow down to molasses, even hitting the mouse twice or three times cuz ths thing is so goddamn slow. And I need all these troubleshooting program to make this piece of crap work at all. Even better, I downloaded my camera pics into my computer, but not my camera program cuz of incompatible software. Which means I can not print pics or email to have them printed or email an album to my friends, I can only load them onto webpages and attach to email making them too huge to send to my friends. Anyone got a shotgun to fire at these people who assume all people have money to buy a new printer, new camera, and new disk drive every time they buy a computer. If I have to spend a $1000, I want things to last more than a year. Do these fuckers realize there has been a recession for the past few years now and some of us people are broke?