Christmas Letter 2019

Merry Christmas to my dear friends and family.

My New Year began with getting two kittens from a relative. Unsure if they were male or female so called them White Nose and Gray Nose until gender was established. Two days after picking them up, they had eye goo and vet diagnosed them with a respiratory infection. Vet affirmed their gender to name White Nose as Bilbo and Gray Nose as Misty. My ferrets were bigger than the 6-week-old kittens and would drag them under the sofa. Started tax preparation with an income tax preparation company. Lost female Beta fish Ananke that I got as a baby and was growing bigger every day. Took Mom to my Dad's cousins’ reunion at a pizza place. Lost male Beta fish Atlas Jr that I got full grown. My ferret Luthien was dubbed The Brave when she was the only ferret to go outside during the polar vortex, then I knew it was freezing when even SHE refused to go outside. Got new Beta fish Aeneas and Pandora, both full grown. Adopted 2 Bonded Buddy dogs from the shelter during one of their specials. I kept them a single day after they peed on my furniture and growled at the ferrets/kittens. Once a dog attacked a kitten, I had to take them back. I was not the right home for them.

Had freezing rain and thunder in February. I didn't know what was worse: the hills, the curves, or the potholes. Then it turned into snow to make it more fun to drive through. We finally got enough snow for ferret Boromir to experience his 1st snow tunnels. Eowyn and Luthien had to show him how to dig them first. Neighbor with a snowblower had been doing my driveway this year. Guess he got tired of watching me rest on my front stoop. I offered cocoa, but he won't accept it. Celebrated ferret Boromir's 2nd Birthday with Valentine cupcakes (ferrets love frosting) and a romp in the snow complete with cocoa (ferrets love cocoa w/marshmellows). Spent Valentine's Day working 2 jobs and dropping off candy package for my Mom in between. Sister reached the Big 5-0 to celebrate at an Italian restaurant where I tasted my first calamari (tasted like fish sticks). Lost red female beta Nyx I had a couple years and white female Beta Pandora I got a month ago. Got new female Beta adults Danae (blue) and Leda (white). My male blue Beta Erebus I got as a baby a while ago died and replaced with blue/white male Beta named Achilles. Celebrated ferret Luthien's 3rd Birthday with cupcakes.

Received my annual review from my manager to receive a raise. The Friday before my job raise was to start, I and 5 other coworkers were fired from work not coming in like they thought. I was told to gather my belongings that moment and leave. I emailed my manager apologizing for not completing my work that day. She gave me a hug good-bye. Tax manager was happy to give me extra hours since we have two weeks left of the season. Tax season ended to be completely unemployed. Had phone interviews and in-person interviews this year to receive rejection emails.

Kittens celebrated their 1st Easter catching The Bunny with help from the ferrets. The family celebrated my niece #1 giving birth to a girl named Piper Maeve. We celebrated my nephew’s confirmation. Nephew worked on my yard during his summer vacation. Then both niece #4 and nephew got jobs at the local amusement park games area so be less available. Nephew worked at the Iowa State Fair a few days skewering chickens for a vendor. Planned an 80th Birthday bash for Mom with help from my siblings and Mom's sister. Made my first gluten-free doll cake that everyone thought was beautiful. Got so much rain that I got mushrooms all over the front yard. Roses blossomed to make my heart sing. My male Beta fish Achilles and Aeneas died. New fish were named Achilles Jr and Aeneas Jr. Changed my first dimmer switch and managed not to get electrocuted (I flipped the breaker box switch). Kittens experienced their 1st fireworks. They looked out the window but couldn't see anything to cause all that noise. Kittens learned to climb the black walnut tree in back yard and climb back down. Celebrated 4th of July watching the Urbandale parade with Mom and sister’s family. Saw the fireworks half hour early when dark clouds moved in making it dark faster.

Finished the summer celebrating nephew's 15th Birthday, going to the amusement park, and Iowa State Fair with family. Had to fix the clothes washer hose connection with 5 trips to the hardware store. Sister planted marigolds near my house and those blossomed beautifully this fall. I got 2 pansies bloom, the only blooms in my flower pots this summer. My new female Beta fish Danae died, then got Danae Jr to have her die a few weeks later. My Mom wanting to thank me for her birthday party cooked a birthday dinner for me instead of going out to eat. Planted new iris bulbs and pray they bloom next year. Celebrated ferret Eowyn's 6th Birthday (ferrets live 5-8 years is she is an old lady). Received my last unemployment check and cancelled the cable TV. At least I went to the Joan Jett/Heart Concert before falling despair (I bought the tickets before losing my job). My female Beta Leda Jr died so I guess my life is just cursed.

After a hailstorm, had 2 roofing companies drive by asking to inspect my roof for damage. Sure, why not. One company I never heard from again. The 2nd had me call my insurance company to make a claim. The insurance guy came out to inspect the damage and guessed my roof was 12 years old. He must have called the roofer cause, they showed up at the same time (and I know I didn't set that up). Insurance guy agreed to a new roof so got a new roof. Bought concert tickets to see Elton John next summer with nephew. Had powdered sugar snow fall on the grass a few times, ferrets love the snow and cats not so much. Had one single Trick or Treater come to my door. Celebrated cats Bilbo and Misty's 1st Birthday. Fully grown cats now and kittens no more. Got them some new feather teasers they love chasing. Celebrated niece #4's 16th Birthday. We made a joke out of her professional made cake stating "Swee 16".

Spent Thanksgiving at my brother's house with our sister's family and Mom. Played games and looked at ads. Spent Black Friday shopping with sister’s family. Preparing to be a tax preparer next tax season. Decorated the house for Christmas and got up on my roof to put back the icicle lights that I had to take down so the roofers could replace the shingles. I hope next year is a lot better, as they say: “Everywhere from here is up”.

Have a Wonderful New Year,

Jordan

Bilbo (cat)

Misty (cat)

Eoywn (ferret)

Luthien (ferret)

Boromir (ferret)

Leda (fish)

Aeneas Jr (fish)

Achilles Jr (fish)