Thursday, August 11, 2005

Scavenger Hunt

I saw a scavenger hunt in a newspaper for the Iowa State Fair. Here's
the List:
Deep-fried Twinkie 1 point
Chili dog on a stick 1 point
Politician 3 pts.
Potitician on a stick 10 pts.
Camel toe 2 pts.
At least 2 1/2 inches of exposed butt crack 3 pts.
At least 2 1/2 inches of sunburned butt crack
4 pts.
Mullet 1 pt.
Femullet 2 pts.
Baby mullet 5 pts.
Black socks with sandals 2 pts.
Mesh tank top 1 pt.
Moobies 4 pts.
Ginormous boar testicles 3 pts.
Torn NASCAR shirt 2 pts.
Vomit 2 pts.
Blood 3 pts.
Irony 5 pts.
Angst 1 pt.
Food in man's beard 2 pts.
Food in woman's beard 6 pts.
"Eastsider" t-shirt 2 pts.
Cut-offs 1 pt.
Cowboy hat 1 pt.
Red cowboy boots 3 pts.
Sequined leotard 2 pts.
Tan lines 1 pt.
Monkey 5 pts.
Richard Simmons 1 pt.
Condoleezza Rice 5 pts.
Pet in someone's purse 2 pts.
Baby in backpack/frontpack 2 pts.
Carnie 1 pt.
Carnie with mullet 0 pts.
Carnie in dress slacks 3 pts.
Carnie with no pants 8 pts.
Carnie Wilson 6 pts.
Shriner 2 pts.
Shriner knife-fighting a carnie 10 pts.

I have no idea what Moobies are. Comparing Richard Simmons, Condoleezza
Rice, and Carnie Wilson pts. I see we know who is important. I think a
carnie is a carnival ride operator. I am not sure what angst would be.
Any questions what items on list are?

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