Shutting down

I am so sorry I ever got my laptop computer on the internet. All it has done is ruin my computer programs I already had before I got on the internet. Tonight for the second time I can not play a DVD. Last time I practically broke the CD/DVD drive from shoving it in and jerking it out trying to play a DVD that required I join a website I don't want to join. DVDs played just fine before I was on the internet. Now I try to play a DVD to read I don't have a capatible DVD decorder on my computer. I tried to order one online. Can't order one either because the order form demands a password to a paypal account I do not have. Don't want one either. I am so pissed I am ready to smash my computer with a hammer. I had enough of this crap. I will just go back to my shitty cell phone internet that can't connect or navigate from one webpage to another without difficulty or halting completely refusing to let me continue to the next page. I think I was better off not having internet access. I'm sure tomorrow I will change my mind. Post later. Bye!