Torture getting ready

Had adventures getting ready for my interview. 1st brand new and never been worn pantyhose is slipped on a fingernails snag the nylon. I filed my nails last night so not to have this issue, but a nail 1/8 inch long had to break last night and make a jagged point. Get hair spray for the snag.

2nd skirt. I lost a package of safety pins when I moved and bought a new box to place where I thought I could easily find them in an emergency skirt falling down my ass moment. No, new box that has been opened once before is nowher to be found. While looking for I get fuzzies all over my skirt. Get the box tape to remove fuzzies and use barettes as safety pins. Barrettes pop off at my interview so now I lost my barrettes too.

3rd picking necklace to go with my shirt. Necklaces are not long enough for a shirt that is open from neck to bra. Can't close buttoned up shirt b/c you guessed it, No Safety Pins. So since my bra is capable of being visible, I put on a jacket and bottom of shirt is showing. Can't tuck in cause shirt is too short and can't do anything with skirt barely covering my pantyhose. Leave jacket unbuttoned. 

Now I'm running late. Splash on make up, brush teeth, fix hair in a hurry.

4th putting on coat. Jacket to cover hoochie shirt won't fit under my winter coat. Ok, try another. Still too big to put a coat over it. Try my poncho with sleeves thing I got for a wedding. Jacket fits underneath.

And the store is not where the person who called me last night said it would be. So drive around trying to find it and 7 minutes late to my interview. Not good impression. Interview gal thought I wasn't coming. I explained I thought store was on different street. Interview went well, besides loosing my barrettes. They did mention a required drug test and we know what means: Miserable place to work. I just hope interview didn't see skin revealved around my middle.

Now I'm home and washing off the make up. Neighbor is having a carpet shampooed. Must just lost a neighbor. Later.