Jokes of the day

Joke 1
Guy speaking: My girlfriend took my beer and porn and locked it up in a safe. She explained the combination is her birthday.

Me: What a way to get a guy to remember your birthday.


Joke 2
Friend: Time to ditch your man, your friends, and even your phone for a solo adventure. Why? Experts say it will rock your world...and change the way your brain works.

Me: That describes my life every day. Except the 2 days a year I take the cats to the vet.