Well I cancelled my subscription to the latest internet dating service and I am still getting matches complete with emails. Guess they keep on record after you exit. One said that Dr. Phil said we match.
We do?
How in God's name do I match with this person? All we have in common is being single and white with boring desk jobs. Then he says my job sounds aweful and asked what I did in the same sentence. Huh? Sorry for not appreciating his weird sense of humor.
Then a second match from the service is from another state and asked for me to call him because he judges people on their voice. What does a Minnie Mouse voice say about me? Besides, I ain't calling anyone long distance.
Then a third guy said my profile caught his eye and wanted to be emailed before his subscription expires tomorrow. Not after looking at his profile, way too old for me.
Post later. Bye!
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