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If nothing ever changed, there would be no butterflies.

Grandchildren are the reward you get for not strangling your teenagers.

Husband for Sale, comes with Flat Screen TV and Remote Control.

I got a cat for my husband. It was a fair trade.

Oh shit...I have become my mother.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.

Do you want to speak to the man in charge or the woman who knows what is going on?

With luck and planning I'll reture at 149.

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. It will be enough.

A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

If a man says something in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, Is he still wrong?

Good graduation plague:
Take time to work, it is the price of success.
Take time to think, it is the source of power.
Take time to play, it is the secret to perpetual youth.
Take time to read, it is the fountain of wisdom.
Take time to be friendly, it is the road to happiness.
Take time to dream, it is your highway to the stars.
Take time to give, it is too short a day to be selfish.
Take time to laugh, it is the music of the heart.
Take time to love and be loved, it is the nourishment of the soul.