Even more cute sayings

I saw more cute sayings from catalogs and had to share. If you like these, check out entries Cute sayings, More cute sayings, and Even better cute sayings in my blog.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a few payments.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

If you have nothing good to say, a blank stare usually gets the point
across.

I missed my true calling. I don't know what it was, but this sure ain't
it.

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

I'm not bald. Heavy thinking burned my hair off.

A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.

Why do pyschics have to ask your name?

Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

Let it snow...someplace else.

It's all fun and games until it starts itching and burning.

Never mind what the cat told you, I'm in charge here. (I made this one up myself)

What? Am I Flypaper for Freaks?

Domestically Disabled.

A good Christmas plague:
Three Wise Women would have...
Asked for directions,
Arrived on time,
Helped deliver the baby,
Cleaned the stable,
Made a casserole,
Brought practical gifts and
There would be Peace on Earth.

I'll post more cute sayings as I find them. Bye!