Missing Wife

And I thought the runaway bride in Georgia was bazaar. Here in Iowa, a wife who claimed to be 9 months pregnant disappeared. She was found at her friend's house after a neighbor tipped off the police after seeing her car in the next county over in Nebraska. The police do not believe this woman was ever pregnant. She claimed she had a miscarriage 3 weeks into the pregnancy, then told all her family and friends that she was pregnant. Most women don't realize they are expecting until about 2 months into the pregnancy. The reason this wife disappeared from her home setting off a massive search for her, was because she wanted to leave the marriage and start a new life. Ma'am, most people file for divorce first. No charges are going to be filed for this because no actual crime was committed.

Men. Here are some clues to tell if a woman is really pregnant. My coworker is figuring out the first clue. They are difficult to live with. Another is the 20 to 40 pound weigh gain in their arms, legs, face, bosoms, and gaining 2 shoe sizes. Next is the ugly red stretch marks that later turn white and never really go away. The 4th clue is the cravings sending husbands to the grocery store in the middle of the night. Then there are the monstrous mood swings making associates walk on egg shells around pregnant coworkers, I did. Once I thought a coworker was pregnant, then realized she was just a bitch. The final clue is the ultrasound most women go through by the time they reach the 9th month to check the baby's health. I can't think of anymore clues. Post later. Bye!